sprinting around the pond, dad in the canoe, mom on the dock, because mom “may have seen a muskrat”
update: it may be a young beaver
cora has joined the family search party excitement is HIGH
dad is CONVINCED it’s gonna kill the dog
i saw it and allow me to say
this is no simple muskrat or young beever

this is a monster
after briefly thinking it was a (aquatic?) bear cub, my dad put it best

that is a big old fucking beaver
dad told me to “do some research” and put this in my hands
i am legitimately surprised this thread hasn’t gone viral
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