"Great reviews on Vietnam. Big success. Kept the body bags under 60k (glad we didn't buy more!). Plus we're outta there. Mission accomplished." Jerry Ford, April 30, 1975

"Great reviews on the situation in Dallas. Only John Kennedy was killed and most other people weren't shot." - LBJ, November 22, 1963

"Great reviews coming out of NYC. They missed the Empire State Building and most people in Manhattan aren't dead." George W. Bush, September 11, 2001

"Great reviews on Gettysburg. Only 23,000 Union casualties. Coulda been 25k even 30k, but it wasn't because I'm a friggin genius." - Abraham Lincoln, July 3, 1863