1. Who owns this lovely G200? Abi na arewa twitter? Our man became president, made our brother chief of army staff, our beautiful sister became petroleum minister etc...one would think that by now Bayelsa would be small London but what happened? Our brothers came out of

2. the creeks; Tompolo paid for suites in Oriental hotel for 5yrs. It turned into residence & office. NDDC became an ATM, billions given to NGO! Our brothers all checked into Transcorp, Nicon etc! Barely one year after losing elections, our brothers who bought up Megamond estate

3. in Lekki started selling off! Range rovers, Mercedes etc all for sale! They could no longer maintain them! Nimasa where any of them could go collect dollar in envelope closed shop, it was no longer flowing. We are back to how the north stole our oil & forget how Ibori

4. spent time as a guest of her majesty's prisons system. We have forgotten that Diezani is doing IT with British metropolitan police meanwhile FBI can't wait to lay their hands on her cos of millions of dollars in property & cash she has stashed all over the world. We have

5. forgotten how much Patience Jonathan has forfeited to government so far. Then the north stopped being our problem, because of Eid pictures they have resumed their troublesome lives! Look at glover court suya ikoyi, last time I checked the owner was very old & frail. His sons

6. have taken over. University of suya, how many years in existence in Lagos? They branched out to Casamance, Abuja & I hear they opened shop in London. You can't say you live in Abuja without tasting Yahoze suya with over 3 branches all over FCT. How much do you think the owners

7. of these businesses buy a cow? While you & I will buy a big one for almost 300k they can get it for almost half the price. We queue up at their stalls buying suya within price ranges of 2k-20k at once. How much profit do you think they make a day? How many cows butchered

8. & sold per week? Salisu is in Jos way billing strawberries, potatoes, cauliflower, cabbage, lettuce etc to Lekki/ikoyi every single day. If not for insurgency, DAF/Iveco trucks are lined up daily from Potiskum down to almost Damaturu loading bags of white & brown beans! We

9. Haven't mentioned soya beans, sorghum, millet etc! How many trucks leave north east with grains to Onitsha, Lagos, Aba etc every single day? How many livestock are being fattened every day in Sokoto, Taraba, Fune, Fika etc that lands in Lagos daily? What about mai-gworo

10. (Kolanut)? When you think kolanut your small minds only think of the mallam who carries it on trays, do you know there are Alhajis who do wholesale of Gworo & it was inherited? You think Alamajiri tells the Northern story? Go back & read your history books, stop allowing

11. bigotry & ignorance make you look stupid .