So here's a thing... all the Tory MPs who have publicly come out for Dominic Cummings on social media, either over the weekend, after today's press conference, or both. It's quite a list, let me tell you!

In the embedded thread, you'll find screenshots of everything Tory MPs posted in support of Cummings over the weekend. https://twitter.com/uk_domain_names/status/1264310926179741696

And in this thread, you'll see screenshots of everything Tory MPs posted to support Cummings since the press conference. You may also notice that many of the MPs seem to have cribbed off a "master template" and changed a few words here and there... https://twitter.com/uk_domain_names/status/1264973904721907712

(And yes, for my sins, I read every tweet by every Tory MP I could find. It was exactly as depressing an exercise as you imagine it to be. But somebody needs to keep them accountable.)