gay rights were not achieved by fighting bad laws but because a magical spirit would always visit past govts and whisper "stop being mean to the gays" in a v ghosts of christmas like tale. when it got to christmas future they all screamed and went GOD OKAY

stonewall was also not a riot. stonewall was actually an episode of glee where the lgbt people and cops danced whilst singing born this way then literally just cried together at the end and then a small child walked up with a white lily to signify peace and harmony

also when people were protesting s28 no one parachuted in anywhere. there were parachutes but what they had at the end was a little box that popped open with a note saying "can you stop being shit to us thx" and obvs the straights immediately went "gosh! of course! sorry guys"