Here’s a story about a little “beeeeep!” of a dog called Scout. Her owner ( me ) spent 3 hours solid playing in the garden with her, her owner had a bottle of coke with a little bit of vodka mixed with it. When owner tried to take Scout indoors Scout grabbed bottle 1/2

Off a high windowsill her owner put it on and proceeded to make owner chase her round the garden for 10 minutes at high speed trying to get it back https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏻‍♀️" title="Woman facepalming (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming (light skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏻‍♀️" title="Woman facepalming (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming (light skin tone)"> owner got it back and Scout spent another 10 minutes outside on her own thinking about what she did https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutral face" aria-label="Emoji: Neutral face">