Here’s a story about a little “beeeeep!” of a dog called Scout. Her owner ( me ) spent 3 hours solid playing in the garden with her, her owner had a bottle of coke with a little bit of vodka mixed with it. When owner tried to take Scout indoors Scout grabbed bottle 1/2

Off a high windowsill her owner put it on and proceeded to make owner chase her round the garden for 10 minutes at high speed trying to get it back owner got it back and Scout spent another 10 minutes outside on her own thinking about what she did