if i made a tweet thread were i just list and talk about ships i dislike would you guys kick my ass or would you read and nod along
ok here we go
skwisgaar/toki - bland as fuck 95% of the time and frankly i don& #39;t see the Dramatic Themes or like, obsession that some people read into these two?? they just act like dummy brothers and i literally thought they were until the episode where their separate families were introduced
charles/abigail - this is a ship for ppl who think straight pairings are oppressed in fandom
magnus/abigail - this is for reylos
magnus/abigail - this is for reylos
magnus/seth - i cannot imagine caring about seth enough to put him with anyone, even magnus. obligatory Not All Magseths because bastard pairings are fun sometimes but i knew 2 shippers of this who were very annoying and ruined it for me
knubbler/murderface - knubbler BARELY respects mf & directly insults him just as much, if not more, than the others. knubbler likes to criticize & hates being argued with, and mf hates being criticized & likes to argue. they would fight constantly & be awful for each other
charles/any of the band: in my eyes charles is Such a father figure for them that i CANNOT see him being attracted to them like that,or vice versa. i think they would all be like... this is fuckins yucky. i feel nothing for these & am tired of seeing them constantly especially n
nathan/toki - there is such an explicit Older Brotherly or Parental dynamic with these two that it& #39;s weird as fuck to me to make them romantic
and then like, the obviously morally abhorrent ones but i& #39;d think that goes without saying
i knew which tweet in this thread would get the least amount of likes and i was correct