if i made a tweet thread were i just list and talk about ships i dislike would you guys kick my ass or would you read and nod along

ok here we go

skwisgaar/toki - bland as fuck 95% of the time and frankly i don't see the Dramatic Themes or like, obsession that some people read into these two?? they just act like dummy brothers and i literally thought they were until the episode where their separate families were introduced

charles/abigail - this is a ship for ppl who think straight pairings are oppressed in fandom
magnus/abigail - this is for reylos

magnus/seth - i cannot imagine caring about seth enough to put him with anyone, even magnus. obligatory Not All Magseths because bastard pairings are fun sometimes but i knew 2 shippers of this who were very annoying and ruined it for me

knubbler/murderface - knubbler BARELY respects mf & directly insults him just as much, if not more, than the others. knubbler likes to criticize & hates being argued with, and mf hates being criticized & likes to argue. they would fight constantly & be awful for each other

charles/any of the band: in my eyes charles is Such a father figure for them that i CANNOT see him being attracted to them like that,or vice versa. i think they would all be like... this is fuckins yucky. i feel nothing for these & am tired of seeing them constantly especially n

nathan/toki - there is such an explicit Older Brotherly or Parental dynamic with these two that it's weird as fuck to me to make them romantic

and then like, the obviously morally abhorrent ones but i'd think that goes without saying

i knew which tweet in this thread would get the least amount of likes and i was correct