"Well actually, the battery life gains are a result of die shrinks on the Nvidia Tegra X1, resulting in lowered power draw from the system and the physical battery is the same shape, but y-" *i am promptly thrown into a pool*

buddy im gonna keep it real with you
no

small end table for $600, cash, during a pandemic
...
...
no,.

*small squid-like screams are heard in the background*

TRUNDLEEEEEE
TRUNDLE TRUNDLE TRUNDLE

oh fuck where's the leaf
the leaf...
the leaf!!!!!!!

this looks like the dinosaur bones in the museum in animal crossing
boneless truck...

wow just like animal crossing