msby black jackals shooting 2010s buzzfeed style viral cooking videos:

-the team wants to use sakusa’s hands to film everything but sakusa is reluctant to touch raw eggs and meat
-inunaki fast tracks every recipe by suggesting you cook everything with a flamethrower

-thomas is put in charge of the egg cracking scenes. he cries
-sakusa ends up redoing all the egg cracking scenes because thomas keeps dropping half the egg shell in
-hinata wants to add raw olives as garnish for everything. his suggestion is rejected but added in the end notes

-meian the creative director wants to go for a ‘practical meals any bachelor in their 20s can make’ angle but sakusa hands mean sakusa rights
-sakusa’s plating techniques are so elaborate it looks like they are preparing for a romantic candlelit date not a 10 pm tuesday dinner

-inunaki decides to flambé an entire loaf of bread. it is his worst idea yet
-however the video footage looks very cool so it becomes their youtube intro segment
-atsumu and bokuto are put on video editing. they label everything white and powdery-looking as sugar

-any video with bokuto’s input somehow end up including curry. the spaghetti has curry sauce hidden under the tomato sauce. the milk pudding in a mason jar has curry powder to garnish. the strawberry shortcake has curry cubes hidden in the whipped cream

-atsumu is taken off video editing when he labels hinata’s hand as the hand of god. you are not supposed to label the hands. atsumu has not slept in 2 weeks
-he is moved to being sakusa’s assistant but sakusa convinces him to do all the filming by lying that atsumu has nice hands

-any video footage with atsumu’s hands is deemed as Cursed Material as the (sleek and shiny black marble) countertop progressively gets more and more fucked up despite the fact that atsumu is doing nothing more than making premixed pancake batter
-then he sets something on fire

-inunaki is very impressed with him for setting something on fire without a flamethrower. he decides to stop using his flamethrower
-hinata gets his hands on the flamethrower in the storage room. he flambés the olives
-sakusa edits an exquisite video about flambéing olives

-the msby bjs experience a 3 week subscriber boom from the flambéd olive video because hinata’s hands are in fact the hands of god
-they do not need sakusa anymore. sakusa is relegated to creative direction
-meian now has to battle his gordon ramsey energy daily. meian is sad

-bokuto and hinata do a curried flambéd olives collab and atsumu labels everything in the video god except for the sugar, which he labels as flour. it goes viral
-thomas has been living in the storage room for three weeks now. has anyone checked up on him
-meian is still sad

-atsumu mistakes one of inunaki’s tests for curry and is sent to the hospital for indigestion. good bye atsumu
-meian
-thomas has been living off handmade mochi in the storage room with the microwave they all forgot about thanks to inunaki’s flamethrower
-hinata is god (probably)

curious about hinata’s hands their subscribers do some serial stalking which should not be conducted in real life and discover that he is beautiful. their office is flooded with cash donations and jars of expensive gourmet olives. sakusa starts his own restaurant with the money

meian is free to creatively direct his shitty bachelor meals once again. thomas is coaxed out of the storage room by inunaki with the promise of freedom. atsumu is upset about the love letters but happy about the money so he cries but silently. bokuto moves into the storage room

the end