LISTEN GUYS I SWEAR COCKROACHES HAVE A THING FOR ME I KID YOU NOT

ok get this, as you may or you may not know I have somewhat of cockroach phobia, I hate those little fuckers more than anything. I cannot look at them, I get legit nightmares about them. And so when the fucking heat is here, I close my door from sun down until the next morning

meaning my fucking room is a legit boiler all summer but a girl gotta do what she gotta do to survive (sweat all night). So tonight, my parents were trying to convince me to open my balcony to get some nice cooling air in my room and I was having NONE OF IT

My dad finds a compromise and says at least I could keep the door to my room open and open the roof's door and I was like yeah ok that sounds less risky so I go upstairs to open the roof's door AND GUESS WHAT THE FUCK I FIND STARING AT ME ON THE WALL NEXT THE DOOR

I swear to god this shit ain't even funny anymore cause I'm always the one who "finds"them. I have so many stories like this when people (mostly my parents and brother) are like eh you're exagerating and the next minute I'm proved right which normally I WOULD LOVE but not now