highlights from last night’s honey heist:
- momo the grizzly bear stole a kid’s ipad in order to make a fake twitter account to send a bomb threat to the summer camp they were attempting to steal honey from to cause an evacuation
- momo the grizzly bear had buttons the polar +

bear shoot momo in the arm while he was dressed as a cop to make it seem like they were the victim of the shoot out rather than a bear that just ate an officer of the law
- “if i had KNOWN HE WAS GAY, I WOULDN’T HAVE EATEN THE COP”
- a grizzly bear won capture the flag

- one bear died, one bear got taken in by animal control, two bears escaped with 35% of the honey prize, and one bear just barely paddled along behind their stolen kayak
- as the dm, i zoned out for 15 minutes while they debated which color shirts each party member should wear