🤡Introducing🤡 #RampsRonaMasks

For the Discerning, Demanding Lefty in you. We have many models, sure to appeal to your inner #LockdownLust. We use what we got to make you great looking and fashion sensible (1st)masks.

1ST UP,
OUR “PICKLER” model. For those high risk moments
Here’s our “Contact Tracer-GO” model.

Great for those “in a hurry” to violate someone’s constitutional rights, short on time!
Introducing our “Love Nest” model!

This handy 2 in 1 mask was specifically designed with couples in mind! For those important Anniversary nights out on the town maybe!?
Next Up, we proudly introduce the “Roughneck!”

For those cooped up Blue Collar types that miss work! Never fear! “We Got Ya Covered”
Next up we offer the “Club Slag!”

For you bad girls that wanna Just have fun, but let your inner freak out, nothing else will do!
Here we have another 2 In 1 offer. It’s our “Friend Zone” model. For the fashion conscious “not so close” couples that want to be seen!

*Best Seller
Next up is our “He’s Mine” model, ladies.

For the woman that wants to make sure her man is both safe and creepy enough to avoid other female interactions, this model is the one for you!
For the Health Nuts our there, we bring you our “Hi-C” model.

Specially infused with our “secret blend” of Vitamin C! Improve your health while you are a responsibly self distanced!
And Finally, Last But Not Least is our “RiskyBitz-69” Model.

For you naughty ladies that want to be responsible yet show a little “forbidden lip or nostril”.
🤩 Introducing Our Latest, Most Exclusive Mask Of The Stars amd Elite, our #SheerSeductionM69 Model

Our Most Versatile Model, Wether Its A Red Carpet Moment Or A Bank Heist, Be Socially Responsible And Hot!
🚨 Just In Time For Summer🚨

👛Ladies: We Give You The “P.C. Peace Maker!”

Stop Hearts And #Rona Daily!

Socially Responsibility Meets The Ultimate In Cutting Edge Fashion and Fetish, all in one package!
🚨Fresh Off The Runway🚨

When There’s No Room For Doubt And Your Feelin That Inner Karen👛, Never Fear!🥴

👇Introducing The👇

“🅷🅰🅿🅿🆈 🆂🅰🅲🅺”

😷Keep those Beans N Franks
Socially Distanced
While you’re #SoyStylin

➡️Available In #XTRAPadded Version For💄Real Karens💋
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