Read on Twitter
I& #39;m an adult. So we built a blanket fort, got taco bell and are watching The Fellowship of the Ring.
I present to you a thread of how characters in LOTR would be in bed.
I present to you a thread of how characters in LOTR would be in bed.
Bilbo Baggins - Fun, but distracted. He would constantly lose the thread of what was happening. Not orgasm-oriented at all. Would bang a few times.
Gandalf - Very good, but doesn& #39;t like cuddling afterward. Top with switch tendencies, but not super kinky. Would bang but never consistently.
Frodo Baggins - Useless in bed. Absolute pillow princess but a screamer. Would never bang.
Samwise Gamgee - an almost ideal partner. Competent and full of giving and life. Sometimes struggles to receive pleasure. A perfect service partner. Would bang SO CONSISTENTLY.
Merri and Pippin are an item. They would be super silly and full of laughter, but excellent at loving it and making the best of hard partners. Would bang MANY times.
Sauron - Total dom-sadist. Absolutely loves to bang and knows all the best techniques. But it takes him an hour to get ready because he has to find the right outfit.
Saruman - A switch, but prefers to bottom. He has some cool toys. But they don& #39;t work very well. They are just the ones that look coolest.
Aragorn - Good technique but only does stuff out of obligation. Has no idea how to make someone feel wanted. Would bang once or twice and deal guilty about it.
Arwin - Pretty good techniques. Definitely a soft dom. Wants you to feel good, and gets pleasure from yours. Would bang.
Gimli - Thinks he is really good, but is just too intense and orgasm-focused. Thinks the simplest technique is the best for every partner. Would bang twice, then regret the second time.
Elrond - Cold in bed and not good at expressing any pleasure. Tries to be a stoic dom, but really just ends up doing a lot of sensation play to fill time. Would not bang.
Boromere - Would finish early every time and just fall asleep. Promises to get you next time. Would not bang.
Legolas - A good partner, but does not initiate often. He is a top, but gives off sub vibes, which makes him hesitant to approach. Very G-spot and squirting-oriented. He don& #39;t look like he would like a mess, but he do. Would bang a lot.
Gollum - Excited but inept. Would suggest the wrong movement or technique at the wrong time. Cannot be taught, however, due to his insecurity. Would not bang.
Galadriel - Very orgasm oriented. Because she can usually achieve it in both partners and herself. But she hinges a lot on that and feels weird about people she can& #39;t achieve it with. Would bang.
Cereborn - Not memorable in bed. A little stiff and to the point. A good one night stand but not much more.
Rosie& #39;s Cotton - Secretly a seductress. Loves to see you in pleasure and knows how to listen and learn your body. Is not afraid to ask for pleasure.
