Welp, I know how I'm spending the next hundred minutes. #LeopardAstronomer
Here's our 'astronomer'. I guess
Oh wait, maybe it's this guy?
Just chilling with some star maps, you know.
This second map only works for one day. I know this because I am also an astronomer. That, and the ominous voiceover that said 'April 17, 1867'
This astronomer is also pretty good at shooting banditos.
ah, finally living up to the 'leopard skin' promised in the description.
'To nosey'
The #LeopardAstronomer just used a knife and a pistol to take out a room full of bad guys. Finally getting some action in this flick!
#LeopardAstronomer says 'It won't rain' right before an enormous thunder clap sounds. A Leopard Meteorologist, he is not.
Pro tip, a newspaper is terrible camouflage.
'You take away a man's gun, and you take away his soul, and I'm quite fond of mine' Are we sure this guy isn't actually a #LeopardPoet?
Dude keeps checking his watch and looking at the Sun. I feel like the titular 'Duel in the Eclipse' must be coming soon.
C'mon eclipse, you can do it!
Here comes totality!
And our hero waxes half a dozen baddies, plus the big boss, all before the eclipse wraps up.
The eclipse was decently portrayed, appropriate level of darkness, plus all the animals started freaking out. Not bad at all, especially for a spaghetti western.
I'll leave you with one final shot of the #LeopardAstronomer, as he dispatched another bad guy in the dark of night. /fin
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