But on a more serious note, evangelical Christians bend over backward, twist scripture, and invent mythology just to make premarital sex seem like the worst, life-wrecking thing you can ever do—

—and in the process turn God’s redemptive power itself into a lie.

They have to make premarital sex into an irredeemable sin, otherwise, it’s like any other activity Christians do anyway while muttering a quick prayer for forgiveness lol

They have to make you believe God’s gonna strike you dead even if it’s “just the tip”

And a soul tie, or the idea that sex renders you incomplete on a basic level, is a fanciful, unbiblical invention made to promote abstinence. It’s a modern chastity belt.