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im not proud to say it but i really don’t fuck with small dogs.
when i go to people’s houses and they have those little yapper dogs and they go “omg say hi to my dog” and im like what dog?
and just to be completely clear, im still gonna pet em. but i feel like im petting a small rodent like a guinea pig or something. id never take it to the park or give it a festive sweater or any of that stuff.
