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getting rid of a bunch of stuff I’ve bought and never wear or have never worn. if any of yous want it, it makes my life easier. I’m gonna say £10 posted for each thing but open to offers because I’ve been home so long I no longer understand the value of currency xx
Dorothy Perkins leopard print denim shorts- size 18, never worn but no tags. Tried these on for a night out once and hated the outfit and they’ve been in a drawer since.
H&M size 20 red tartan trousers. Brand new with tags. I love these but I do not suit them even one bit and I’m not comfortable wearing this much colour so I dunno what I thought I was doing when I bought them.
Incredibly cute mandala style skirt. Sized vaguely as a large- this fit me when I was a 14 and I can still wear it now I’m an 18-20 so take from that what you will. I bought it from TK Maxx and the first time I wore it I noticed this yellow spot and now it’s all I can see.
Size 14 Campbell tartan pencil skirt. Feels kind of woolly? This is from primark and I’ve ever worn it so if you want it you can just pay postage and it’s yours. Again with the colour. Not for me.
Primark shoes size 7. I’m not sure when I bought these but They’ve got blu tac stuck to the bottom of one and confetti stuck to the bottom of the other so I obviously had a nice time in them. (Just pay postage)
I bought this dress from boohoo forgetting I have massive tits and popped the stitching at the bust. This would be easy to fix, which I would but I’m still annoyed and therefore not talking to it. Size 18, very pretty, urs for postage.
I am a retired thot and therefore no longer have any use for this incredibly short tartan skirt. But if you’re still big in the thot game, this could make for some incredibly cute content. (I will literally post this to you for free if you think you can use it)
Another new one with no tags- my brain can’t decide if this is black or very dark navy and it makes me feel angry every time I put it on so it’s never left the house. Size 20, very stretchy, would love it if it didn’t make me question my own perception of reality.
Size 7 oxfords. I have worn these to two funerals and they deserve to have a happier life than that.
You ever feel like your wardrobe isn’t gay enough? Because that’s how I felt when I bought this dress. Again with the colour thing. My entire wardrobe is black but if you wear colour and you’re a big gay size 18 today is your lucky day.
This dress is a size 16/18 if by 16/18 you mean a 16! This is about as much colour as I can handle but unfortunately I am fatter than this dress was prepared to handle and therefore we must amicably seperate.
You thought we were done with tartan? You were wrong. The only time I wore this skirt I won a guitar in a cake eating competition- let those good vibes follow the skirt the their new home. Size 18, primark.
You’re probably starting to notice a theme here. I wore this skirt on a night out once and forgot about it until today. Size 18.
I bought this bodysuit for a wedding and then my Nan said that strippers were invited to the stag do but not the big day so I bought another top and hung this in my wardrobe to sparkle another day. That day never came. Size 16, very titty.
Very stretchy floral tube top as demonstrated by my smelly boyfriend. I don’t think this has a size nor do I know where it came from and how it got here. Can’t guarantee it isn’t a spy but it’s more likely I bought it drunk and it’s been lost in the abyss of my wardrobe since.
Do you fuckin love halloween? Because same. This dress will help you show that to the world. Believe it or not I liked this so much that I bought it twice so now we can be matchy matchy. Size 16.
A size 14 optical illusion skirt. I wore this to see the story so far once and now it lives in a drawer. Set it free.
I bought this dandelion dress for a christening and it was lovely but it did squeeze my tits up to my throat so probably best suited to someone with slightly smaller jugs. Keyhole back, from next, respectable length so no-one asks if your thigh tattoo is Harry Potter (too niche?)
A very sparkly size 18 skirt. This is stretchy as fuck. I’ve never worn this because I can never figure out what to wear it with? Like is a print tee too much? Is a plain top too boring? Can I win here? It’s better if you take it off my hands.
This reddy-orange tartan t-shirt dress from H&M is an XL and again has never been worn because I’m apparently single handedly keeping H&M and the Swedish economy afloat.
My ma bought this for herself on t’internet and ordered a 22 instead of a 12 so she decided to hang it in my wardrobe because putting things in the wardrobe and pretending they didn’t cost you money is a family trait apparently.
Size 18 red summer dress from H&M- brand new with tags. Again with the colour thing? Why do I keep buying colour and then not wearing it? Will we ever find out?
Brand new, no tags. Size 14 from- you guessed it- H&M. Honestly I dunno what drugs I was on to think my tits were going to fit into these cups but I wish I had more of them because they might brighten up lockdown a bit. Love your best ‘I want to fuck all of Mötley Crüe’ life.
This is a medium from Anne Summers which is apparently a 12-14 but I’m an 18 and I can wear it so make of that what you will. Laces right up the front. I wear this over tights because I hate thongs so it’s never been wedged up my arse (but for a premium fee it could be)
