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Had a fight with a girl who turned out to be my cousin😭💀
So this happened last year when I was 15 and it was around April😭 so the girls name that I had a fight with her name is Camila so Camila is Mexican and Dominican she’s about 5’4 she’s a very pretty girl but she’s rude asf bruh like she’s rudeeee💀 and she don’t take bullshit💀
Ight so since my Camilia is Mexican and her dad was a gang member back in da day she dresses like a chula (pic) like that she don’t dress like that all the time but sometimes. She’s sooo freaking pretty😭 ok so the reason shit went down was basically because one of my friends
got into an argument with one of ha friends🙄 and they’ve been planning to fight (ion even know why they wanted to fight) but for some reason my name got involved🤨 everytime there’s drama my name JOSEPHINE gets involved🤦🏽‍♀️ so one day we was walking right and we in da park and
I was with my friend they wanted to fight so we walk right past them right and Camila (my cousin) bumps into me on purpose so I tell her “bitch you fucking lucky I have somewhere to be when I see you again it’s on sight bitch” her “I’m ready hoe” so me and my friend we both go to
Azariah’s house right and we tell her what happened and and Azariah’s asked us for her name and y’all we stalked the bitch on every social media we could think of💀so we found her on Instagram and Azariah was like “she looks hella familiar” me “wdum?” her “I’ve seen her before😂
Ight so two days after it was Saturday and the weather was alright tbh and one of my cousins were having a party and everybody was finna be there right ff I’m at my uncles house cause the party was there and I was saying hi to everyone and shit so about 20 minutes later right
Azariah taps me on da shoulder and she like ain’t that the girl I was hella confused and I say “why tf is she here” her “ion know...what u finna do?” so I put my drink down and I go over to her and her friends I push her right and I tell her “wassup” so we walk outside right and
no one was outside and I tell her we fighting and I tell her stupid ass friends “if y’all jump in just know imma fuck y’all up too” so I put my hair and bitch SHE CAN FIGHT💀 she had to be one of hardest fights bruh but I was still doing my shit ff I got her to the ground right
and I was fucking her shit up brooo😂 and all hear is screaming and someone said “why are these pendejas fighting” so our uncle comes out running and he grabs us both and he said “what the fuck are y’all doing” me “she wanted to fight so I had to tell her wassup” him “u
really fighting your cousin Josephine🤦🏽‍♂️” us “huh” him “y’all ain’t know y’all are cousins fucking pendejas” then Azariah comes in and she like “I knew it u were at our other cousins quince” and she like yeah,I felt sooo dumb so I go inside to the bathroom right and y’all my
freaking elbow was bleeding so Camila comes in right and she like “I really ain’t know” me “me too” her “so we cool” me “yeah” so we hugged and whatever and now she’s my favourite cousin😭
THERE DONEEEEE😈
She made me write this thread but dw the better threads are coming😭
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