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The vice mayor of Charlottesville has completed The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, as has her daughter. Only our vice mayor and her daughter can make this claim.
What& #39;s your vice mayor up to? Digging through trash? Because your vice mayor is a RACCOON?????
"Oh my vice mayor is not a raccoon! My vice mayor is a mighty vice mayor who would be mayor if our mayor was to be incapacitated or got lost in a TJ Maxx." So you say! But here is your vice m ayor!!!!
A true fact is coming and here it is: your vice mayor spells their name R-A-C-C-O=O-N for they are a raccoon and raccoons are named that because they are just that FULL OF THEMSELVES.
Here is an example of vice mayors
and another
NONE OF THE ABOVE HAVE EVER COMPLETED THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: BREATH OF THE WILD AND NOT ONLY THAT I WATCHED ONE OF THEM GET HOUSED BY A LOWLY BOKOBLIN
HOWEVER! Another thing to think about is that this is your vice mayor https://www.foxnews.com/world/drunk-raccoon-german-christmas-market-mulled-wine">https://www.foxnews.com/world/dru...
Your vice mayor got hammered on vintage mentholated malt liquor and then teleported themself to Germany, where they stayed at a lavish resort on the Necker River and then got shot in the b*tt... all using funds that had been earmarked for "zoning".
This is your vice mayor I can& #39;t believe it they broke into the house of somebody to take a bath, THEY HAVE THEIR OWN BATH IT IS THE STREAM OR RIVER OR THE OCEAN
My plans for 2020 Your vice mayor
Anyway, grats to our vice mayor
