I kept seeing azealia's name but no details so I tiptoed over to ig... and girl hwat?
The IG stories are still up and first she's talking about the benefits of colonics and like okay...

But then? She starts giving tips on how to avoid having sex with dl men...
and she calls out adrian grenier... and I'm like okay, not what I was expecting...
But THEN she starts talking about all the marriages she could ruin but she won't BUT THEN SHE SAID SHE FUCKED DAVE CHAPPELLE! (She also said the dick was very good... that she'd do it again...)
Then she dragged Dave East into it??? But she didn't say she fucked him she just said he's a bum and kinda slandered chinese food? Like ma'am, pork fried rice is innocent here.
AND THEN! she called out Nicki for not going on Queen Radio (yet) about the whole Doja situation and she called Doja a white bitch... and she kinda defended Cardi? But only kinda... bc she was like "she's wack but Nicki was jealous"
And that's not what I expected. None of that is what i was going on.
Oh! And I forgot she also dragged Busta Rhymes? she said he touched some man named Mike's ass in the club(?) and that his gold chains are fake.

And she told him to sue her over some song that's she's going to release
A snippet: https://twitter.com/TNHTalk/status/1264916832303054848?s=19
And before all that when she was still talking about "gay men trying to fuck her bc she's an icon" but not being able to get hard in the moment... she was talking about sucking limp dick for 10 minutes???? But after the 10 minutes if you're still not hard you gay.
And ma'am? 10 minutes? There's a lot going on here but being willing to suck limp loose flaccid gummy worm for 10 whole minutes is not information I expected to hear when I turnt on that ig story.
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