I see guys already plotting & strategizing on how to invade Arewa Twitter, to corner der Shèwè & Ponkriyon on d low.
But I want to tell u something, it will end in tears .
Let me shed more light on why d mission u're about to embark on is definitely Impossible

#Threads

1. If you don't speak Hausa/Fulani Lang's, Nwannè Forget it

2. If you're not a Muslim, Ogbeni Forget it

3. If you're not a rich kid or Malo as we know them to be, Mazi Forget it

4. If u no dey drive Benz, Peugeot & Honda, Alaye Forget it

6. If you're not from the North, Mai Gida Forget it

7. If you no dey use latest iPhones, Alaye Forget it

8. If you don't possess 7/7 of all the stuffs I just mentioned? Èyan, Mazi, Maza Just Forget it

Arewa Twitter & Turkish People have major similarities.
They are like Ewagoyin & Agege Bread.

If you know you know

I've spent 20yrs of my life in the north.
I've rolled and balled with the rich kids of northern elites.
I'm sharing dis info with u, so dat u can abort mission, respect yasef and continue chasing ur Bilikisu, Ramotu and Nkechi