I see guys already plotting & strategizing on how to invade Arewa Twitter, to corner der Shèwè & Ponkriyon on d low.
But I want to tell u something, it will end in tears https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">.
Let me shed more light on why d mission u& #39;re about to embark on is definitely Impossible

#Threads

1. If you don& #39;t speak Hausa/Fulani Lang& #39;s, Nwannè Forget it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

2. If you& #39;re not a Muslim, Ogbeni Forget it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

3. If you& #39;re not a rich kid or Malo as we know them to be, Mazi Forget it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

4. If u no dey drive Benz, Peugeot & Honda, Alaye Forget it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

6. If you& #39;re not from the North, Mai Gida Forget it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">

7. If you no dey use latest iPhones, Alaye Forget it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">

8. If you don& #39;t possess 7/7 of all the stuffs I just mentioned? Èyan, Mazi, Maza Just Forget it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">

Arewa Twitter & Turkish People have major similarities.
They are like Ewagoyin & Agege Bread.

If you know you know https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

I& #39;ve spent 20yrs of my life in the north.
I& #39;ve rolled and balled with the rich kids of northern elites.
I& #39;m sharing dis info with u, so dat u can abort mission, respect yasef and continue chasing ur Bilikisu, Ramotu and Nkechi https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">