I classify texting naija babes as menial work.
Sometimes e pay you make you just branch site go carry pon pon

You go wan go sleep by that kain 8:54, all your shoulders go dey pain. One full business day of carrying conversations

You dey chat with Naija babe, e go be like make you collect her phone dey reply yourself.
Na why konji good, you go just blind dey forge ahead.

Next thing you dey American football because all your back and shoulder blades don develop sake of carrying conversation.
You can trust that the naija babe go still text you one day: "why don't you text me anymore?"
Thank her for her helping you build character and delete number

You go dey text babe, you go don turn Twitter influencer finish. Don load am like 400 questions, she no go ask you one. Yet, "taking initiative" dey her CV.
My brother, run o

"She doesn't like you, that's why she's boring."
My brother, you really want to carry your two odds to date this babe in the hopes that a relationship will cure her from being boring?
Wish you the best fam