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THREAD: Another home improvement project. Another glimpse behind the curtain at my glamorous life.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">Today, we explore the, “I’m not paying a guy to to that” Home Depot run. AKA - Long weekend, short temper.

First: Hubby’s aisle swagger. #YeahIOwnTools

Me: “Let’s ask the guy at the desk. We have no idea how to hang a door.” (This involved removing a frame and replacing rotten wood.

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And, he begins.

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...five minutes later...

(We should have ASKED the guy!)

And, AGAIN he says...

Me: “Honey, I trust you. But, remember the ‘incident’ with the sprinkler system last year?”

Hubs:

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*all you need to know here is I diffused the situation*

Hubs: “I’m gonna call my dad and see if he can walk me thru it. If he can’t, (sigh), I’ll hire someone.”

Me: “Great idea!” #ThatsWhatISuggested3HoursAgo

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Hubs: “Hon, LOOK!” #DoorHung #ActsLikeHeInventedFire

Later that night....

#Ibuprofen #whisky #repeat

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