like for a really weird life experience of mine bc i feel like oversharing

when i was younger my church had a tire swing and i used to go on it everyday after service and then this one older girl was like “i wanna push it” so me and my friends get on but instead of her pushing it she started throwing mulch at us and my friend got a eye splinter

i got kicked out of girl scouts because i had lice and didnt tell anyone and i was purposefully trying to give it to people

i once went hiking with my friends and we saw two people having sex in a gazebo

when i was younger i had an obsession with the movie monsters vs aliens and i wanted to be the blob so i covered myself in hand santizer and went around hugging my family

got suspended from kindergarten because i kept hugging people without asking first

my local mcdonalds had a rat problem so everytime i went there was this one girl who worked there and would catch them and let me pet them

i posted on my instagram once as a joke that i was running a cartel and had my bad searched the next day at school

when i was like 4 my parents got a pet lizard and they let me feed it once but i didnt realize the lizard died and the crickets ate the lizard and grew really big