fuck it KLANCE BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER AU THREAD

its probably gonna be messy so sorry about that
also thank you @marmoranblade and @lesbian_ocean

Lance as trans bisexual vampire slayer who loves make up and self care and can kick anyone's ass
Allura as his best friend that he has a crush on. They kissed once but it didnt work out
Coran as the Watcher and also chemistry teacher on the school

Pidge is nb and a huge conspiracy theorist that is always trying to prove monsters and vampires work and bringing their best friend Hunk along whos just tired
eventually they do start to find out about everything and Hunk is just trying to nope out of it all

Keith is gay and a strong ass vampire that Lance cant kill and he keeps teasing Lance and flirting with him and it starts out as just teasing but eventually it becomes an actual crush
Lance keeps trying to kill him and hes like fight dancing and talking to Lance

Keith getting really close to Lances neck as if he were to bite him only to whisper a flirty line on his ear
Lance being flustered because of something Keith said and almost falling but Keith catches him
Lance going to fight him every night and Keith being "hey babe I missed you"

it takes a while for Lance to realize he actually has feelings for Keith and that maybe he gets excited to fight him every night not because hes seen him as a challenge but because he likes him and maybe Lance isnt really fighting to kill
But then one day Keith they're fighting -

and the sun starts to rise and they both freak out and lance gives him hes leather jacket and helps him get away from the sun
then he comes back home and is like Fuck.
Allura /loves/ it.
Speaking of Allura she eventually gets into magic and meets Romelle a powerful witch who -

teaches her magic. She eventually finds out her dead father used to be a witch too and finds some old powerful books with cool spells
Romelle and Allura totally become witch girlfriends and its soft. Romelle and Lance became huge friends real fast and go shopping all the time

Lance ends up accepting that he likes Keith and starts flirting back and Keith has so many gay panic moments and they start to become closer and stop fighting and just talk
Lance keeps trying to put make up on Keith
"you look like death"
"I am dead"
"just a bit of blush cmon"

keith finds it endearing but still complains about it but Lance knows hes enjoying himself
They watch movies together especially vampires ones and Lance teases Keith about it asking why he doesnt glow in the sun and things like that

Everyone keeps going up to Lance to tell him how hot his new emo boyfriend is and he blushes so much but they havent actually kissed or dated yet because even though they're always flirting and spending time together they're still gay messes and dont do anything about it

so Keith gets help from Allura and Romelle who plan this cute ass date together and Keith finally manages to confess and its adorable and soft
All this time Pidge has a fucking detective board with pictures of everyone and "vampire??" next to Keith's and they keep telling Hunk-

their theories and Hunk is just like coffee and donuts "can we focus on math now?"

Keith is still a vampire though he doesnt stop drinking blood but even before meeting Lance he avoids killing people so he doesnt drink that much blood
He fights alongside Lance and doesnt care if

hes killing other vampires but he was always seen as a lone wolf even before meeting Lance
Hes definently more morally grey but Lance's influence does make him more inclined to help people