i've thought seriously about this and i'm pretty sure in a modern day f/f wangxian au, lan zhan would be high femme and wwx would be that bi girl with an undercut and at least one denim jacket covered in political pins

does this lan zhan wear towering heels and pristine skirts and cute blouses? yes. does this somehow only make her exude even *more* top energy? also yes.

lan zhan is really pretty and scary and wei ying isn't even sure if lan zhan LIKES her. and honestly wei ying is not sure if she just... admires??? lan zhan... or if she wants lan zhan to step on her throat.

once wei ying teases lan zhan at a college party for being such a girly girl, saying she could NEVER beat wei ying in a fight, and lan zhan straight up pins wwx's drunk ass against a wall with all this strength from NOWHERE and says very calmly 'I do yoga' and wwx is like '??!!'

like canon, wei ying is either oblivious or horny static, and lan zhan is quietly in love but also thinks pretty much 24/7 of different kinky, hellish ways she could wreck wei ying while letting nothing show on her face.

wei ying, studying in the library: hey what're you thinking lan zhan? you look so thoughtful!

lan zhan, internally: there is no one near our table, I could tie wei ying with my belt and gag her with my fingers to keep her quiet and then i could

lan zhan: mn, unimportant. focus.

i would apologise for this thread, but in my defense your honour, i am lesbians