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Let& #39;s hope it hasn& #39;t changed from the multiple government statements given out all weekend, or the story won& #39;t ring true and the whole government will look complicit. https://twitter.com/ABridgen/status/1264918003940036609">https://twitter.com/ABridgen/...
"My wife has a special kind of dyslexia that makes her think that Durham is spelt L.o.n.d.o.n.". #CummingsConfession
People who saw me at Barnard Castle experienced what intelligent people who understand Quantum physics like me call Quantum Supposition. I was both in Barnard Castle and at home at the same time. #CummingsConfession
My family is actually unique in that we have a child and either of the parents could get it. In most families this is impossible. #CummingsConfession
It wasn& #39;t a second home or a caravan, it was & #39;another& #39; home. This is not in the guidance for good reason. I know, I was involved in the process. #CummingsConfession
I had a very vivid memory of a scientist saying that transporting people who were definitely sick away from areas of high incidence was a good thing in a pandemic. I now realise that this was actually a dream and is, on reflection, batshit crazy. #CummingsConfession
Nobody was at increased risk in the extended car trip because we all wore beanies which are scientifically proven to increase immune system effectiveness. Either that or I& #39;ve been going around looking like a plonker for years, and I very much doubt that! #CummingsConffession
There was literally no outlets prepared to deliver food outside our door in London. We could not have survived in such isolation. #CummingsConfession
While working at SAGE most of the guidance came from the intellectual pandemic elites, and I clearly knew to ignore their advice and act on the instinct of my superior brain #CummingsConfession
You knew I& #39;d be the chief advisor in the General Election, so really it& #39;s everybody else& #39;s fault. #CummingsConfession
If we hadn& #39;t gone to Durham we would have been able to have nobody provide child care for us. #CummingsConfession
Everybody knows the disease effects everybody the same, and when my wife was breathless and occasionally a bit achy it became clear that we couldn& #39;t cope if we both ended up with such deliberating symptoms. #CummingsConfession
ABBA has woken many a coma patient from their bed, so this was actually preventative medicine. #CummingsConfession
I knew I was guaranteed to get the virus when I heard that it was caused by touching your face. My head is almost 100% face, damnit! #CummingsConfession
I was actually conducting a kind of scientific experiment. #CummingsConfession
