If you could choose one person to be the U.S. president, who would it be? (note: it must be a Muppet.)
yes, Sesame Street characters count as Muppets. obviously. don& #39;t waste my time with such pedantry! <waves hand like a Roman emperor>
Think I& #39;ll throw my endorsement behind Cookie Monster because gosh darn it... C is for Cookie, and that& #39;s good enough for me, too. <paid for by the council to get more cookies>
OK, OK. Yoda is not a Muppet bcz he wasn& #39;t created by Henson Studio. He was created by Stuart Freeborn.

And even if Yoda were a Muppet he& #39;d be a terrible president. His leadership led to the slaughter of the Jedi.
I shoulda known this would turn into a game of lemme name something weird. You people really want a Skeksis for president? Weirdo(e)s!

new rule: muppet = muppet show/movies + sesame street. no fraggles, labyrinths, or dark crystals.
young people have no idea how mind-blowing this was in 1979
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