If you could choose one person to be the U.S. president, who would it be? (note: it must be a Muppet.)

yes, Sesame Street characters count as Muppets. obviously. don't waste my time with such pedantry! <waves hand like a Roman emperor>

Think I'll throw my endorsement behind Cookie Monster because gosh darn it... C is for Cookie, and that's good enough for me, too. <paid for by the council to get more cookies>

OK, OK. Yoda is not a Muppet bcz he wasn't created by Henson Studio. He was created by Stuart Freeborn.

And even if Yoda were a Muppet he'd be a terrible president. His leadership led to the slaughter of the Jedi.

I shoulda known this would turn into a game of lemme name something weird. You people really want a Skeksis for president? Weirdo(e)s!

new rule: muppet = muppet show/movies + sesame street. no fraggles, labyrinths, or dark crystals.

young people have no idea how mind-blowing this was in 1979