i was standing in a field thinking about what a soul-destroying horror this has been and how ill never be a person again and THIS STARLING CLATTERED ONTO MY HEAD

OMG HE TRIED AGAIN

NOW HES AFTER THIS LADY

what a hero

I thought it must be bc my hair looks like good nesting material but then he got that lady so I guess he’s just an amazing jerk

You’re right! It’s a female red winged blackbird! https://twitter.com/bigfishstone/status/1264912769180188673?s=21 https://twitter.com/bigfishstone/status/1264912769180188673

lol girl do ur thing

i have reached my reading boat without further attack

she knew

just realized that bird is the first physical contact I’ve had in 72 days lol

bonus: cormorant