I've wasted enough time on this.
We all have.
We all have.
Just a fucking troll.
A fucking troll trolling the country.
A fucking troll trolling the country.
Bowie's sax solo from Neuköln honks mockingly in the background.
Brevity? Nil points.
Anyone else apart from Laura getting a go?
PESTO! Thank fuck, we're all saved.
Peston looks about ready to bust out a chorus of Disco 2000.