i hate golf so much. everything about it.

i hate golf more than the late George Carlin does

I've actually been to Scottsdale, which is one of the premiere golf courses, like, anywhere. I was bored after 12 minutes. The people there sucked. Arizona is hot as fuck.

I really think it's the land requirements that piss me off about golf. People who wanna play basketball, baseball, football, U.S. football, etc. can do it in a relatively normal-sized space.

Golf courses WASTE TOO MUCH FUCKING LAND.

golf is only popular because rich men use it to escape from their families. that's literally how golf courses stay in business

hold on someone's at my door

OH no it's BIG Golf! they're here to silence me. call my lawy

if I were super-rich I'd adopt 1,000 cats and set them free on a golf course. I'd also buy the golf course and tell everyone to leave the cat shit in the sand traps or I'll beat their ass.

did a quick search for a golf course that's relatively close to my home. I live in a firmly blue collar neighborhood. no wealthy neighbors that I know of.

anyway this golf course costs 7500 to join and then it's 500 a month.

Golf has been perfected. In video games. It's so much more fun than the real thing. I used to be so freakin' good at the Tiger Woods game.

If you want sun, go for a walk. I'm not buying it. And exercise? Please. Walking to and from a toy cart is not exercise.

<someone from the back of the room screams> I know you! you work for Chewlie's Bowling Alley!

h/t @ThatKevinSmith

note: earlier in this thread I meant the people at the golf course sucked. Not the people in Arizona. The locals were all great. One waitress loved my accent and I was like - what accent?