Does anyone else live next door to a child they would now happily volley into the nearest canal?
Next door's kid plays Fortnite all day, every day. His friend Tyler isn't good at it judging by how often the little cunt screams his name at the top of his lungs. This is how I've woken up every day of lockdown. I will murder him and his family. Then I will sleep.
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