Does anyone else live next door to a child they would now happily volley into the nearest canal?

Next door& #39;s kid plays Fortnite all day, every day. His friend Tyler isn& #39;t good at it judging by how often the little cunt screams his name at the top of his lungs. This is how I& #39;ve woken up every day of lockdown. I will murder him and his family. Then I will sleep.