1. You were born in Aba; nursery/primary sch in faulks road. Secondary school in government college Umuahia, University in Abia state University. So far you have only played local league until youth service, then you left for Lagos after which you settled down & got a job there.
2. Yet everyday you come on twitter to say how underdeveloped northern Nigeria is & the poverty capital with the alamajiri on one thread, on another you claim how all the wealth is stolen from your land to develop their own, you still go ahead to say how they are bigots &
3. terrorists. You say all these even after playing only local league, the only one time a foreign club bought you was for youth service in Lagos. Meanwhile now you have bought a car, you are afraid to go home because you will be kidnapped. The land you bought in Umudike, three
4. other people have bought the same land. Two have taken the matter to court, the third has put juju on the land & you are left holding your dick. Your father just called you to send him money because the old mercedes 190 he is managing jumped a pothole in Ariaria market after
5. flooding and is badly damaged due to very bad roads. Your Aunty Kasarachi just died of typhoid because ABSUTH doctors went on strike for not receiving salary in 4 months. Orji Uzor Kalu who was governor when you were in ABSU is trying to wriggle out of jail after looting
6. billions of Abia state funds! Theodore Orji & sons Ltd are finding ways to hide billions from @officialEFCC You always go to Owerri to lodge in a hotel whenever you are in the east; Ohakim still can't give account of billions looted in just 4 yrs, Rochas after 8yrs owns
7. half of Owerri, Ihedioha in 7months made N19.3bn to disappear from Imo State & is looking for a judge to pay to get perpetual injunction! After all this, your problem is still Eid pictures from Arewa twitter? You are a mumu!
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