So that’s the last outdoor run I’m going to attempt. The dumbfck population of this garbage island have officially decided distancing is over and are trailing their massive caravans of kids onto my local route. Just GREAT.

Also, just sayin’ heterosexual couples it won’t kill you to walk single file when you pass someone on a path instead of blandly watching them stand patiently in a patch of nettles while you amble past.

The thing that’s killing me most is that I’d put money on these are the same sheeple getting paid furlough and putting rainbows in their windows and clapping every Thursday. RAGE.