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tfatws but its a crack fanfic made by me: a thread
sam, high with pain drugs after a mission: what would my stripper name be?
bucky, also high with drugs: big bird
sam: thats nice. you can be metal dick
bucky: because my dick is hard?
sam: nah you're just a prick that's why
bucky, also high with drugs: big bird
sam: thats nice. you can be metal dick
bucky: because my dick is hard?
sam: nah you're just a prick that's why
sam after a fight, yelling at all the unconscious bodies surrounding him: IM A BAD BITCH, YOU CANT KILL ME
bucky: thats a really good instagram caption
sam, looking behind him: I KNOW RIGHT
bucky: thats a really good instagram caption
sam, looking behind him: I KNOW RIGHT
sam: you got milk in your fridge?
bucky: why would i put the cow inside the fridge of COURSE SHE'S OUTSIDE GO OUTSIDE IF YOU WANT SOME FUCKING MILK WILSON
bucky: why would i put the cow inside the fridge of COURSE SHE'S OUTSIDE GO OUTSIDE IF YOU WANT SOME FUCKING MILK WILSON
bucky: sam you need to come here as soon as you can pepper says we're on babysitting duty
sam: for morgan?
bucky: no dumbass it's peter
sam: for morgan?
bucky: no dumbass it's peter
peter: say cheese mr bucky!
sam entering the room: why the fuck is he holding my phone?
bucky: and i oop
sam: you what?
sam entering the room: why the fuck is he holding my phone?
bucky: and i oop
sam: you what?
sam, gently tapping bucky's shoulder: uh... bucky?
bucky, taking off one earbud: yeah?
sam: .... are you listening to taylor swift right now?
bucky: uh.... no?
bucky, taking off one earbud: yeah?
sam: .... are you listening to taylor swift right now?
bucky: uh.... no?
sam, eating bucky's chocolate pudding from the fridge: damn this is actually good
also sam: wait why do i hear boss music??
also sam: wait why do i hear boss music??
bucky: happy birthday sam, i made you a present
sam: why are you handing me your phone?
bucky: just open it
sam: ... what is this
bucky: i made you a falcon fancam on twitter do you like it
sam: why are you handing me your phone?
bucky: just open it
sam: ... what is this
bucky: i made you a falcon fancam on twitter do you like it
sam: why aren't you following me on twitter, barnes? answer me
bucky: because i want a skinny follow ratio and your tweets are annoying
sam: what do you mean my tweets are annoying
bucky: you always reply to that weird chris evans guy
sam: THATS BECAUSE I STAN HIM!
bucky: because i want a skinny follow ratio and your tweets are annoying
sam: what do you mean my tweets are annoying
bucky: you always reply to that weird chris evans guy
sam: THATS BECAUSE I STAN HIM!
end of thread because my meds are wearing off good bye
