Time to look for Ketchup’s replacement I have a ton of nmts, so here’s the island hopping thread, stay tuned! #acnh

Islands 1-4
Jay, sorry but no
Weber, you’re not the duck for me
Plucky, wtf is chicky-poo?
Walt, you’re actually cool af, but no

Islands 5-8
Axel, I already have 2 jocks
Hazel, unibrow QUEEN, but no thanks
Bertha, so bored with normals, sorry
Butch, you a cutie, but no

Islands 9-12
Lucy, cute but nooo
Rodeo, NEXT
Velma, you’re a snooty?? Tf??
Katt, ugh another queen, but no

Islands 13-16
Tipper, no thanks
Shari, nope nope
Ed, why aren’t you Julian?
Biff, nahhhh

Islands 17-20
Scoot, if only you weren’t another jock
Jambette, what that mouth do?!
Elise, not for me sorry
Kevin, what’s with all the jocks?!

Islands 21-24
Iggly, MORE JOCKS?!
Mallary, you look sassy, I luv, but no
Kyle, this was tough, but Idk bout 4 wolves on Delfino...so no...
Kid Cat, why. so. many. jocks.

Islands 25-28
Rowan, please. No more jocks.
Antonio, really?? Fml.
Groucho, ehhhhhh
Vladimir, I will always say no, sorry

Islands ???? too lazy to count now

Merengue, pls dont hate me. But normals are boring. You’re still cute though

Twiggy, not for me

Kidd, ehhhhhh

Broccolo, thought you’d be green based from your name

Lionel, you’re a sweet old man, but no thanks

Frank, passed before and I pass now

Huck, your mouth disturbs me

Antonio, you know DAMN WELL that I saw you like 10 islands ago

Victoria, you’re cute, but no

Hazel, still a queen, but I caaaant

Ursala, no thanks

Freckles, I- I’m sorry but absolutely NOT

Can yout tell I’ve lost my patience?

Deli, pretty sure I said no to your before

Kitt, you too

Grizzly, definitely said no to you last time

Bunnie, you’re a new face, but I don’t need another popstar, sorry girl

Pietro, people love you, people hate you, I am just confused by you

Velma, BITCH GTFO

Knox, I already booted your ass off Delfino. BEGONE.

Henry, just no. Idk why, but it’s no

Angus, nah I’m good

Bertha, girl if you don’t stop. I’ma have to do something about it.

Marina, queen of boring. You’re a cutie and I love the aesthetic, but the personality? I cry

Pinky, is it possible to be sick of the peps? Cuz I’m bout to explode

Sprinkle, cute, but again, sick of peps

Bree, kinda cute, but nah thanks

Chow, nope

Kitt, I know it’s not your fault that I’ve seen you already. BUT CMON

For the sake of my sanity, I’m just gonna update this with whoever I finally choose, cuz talking to all these repeat/ugly mofos to take a screenshot got me MAD MAD. I should have taken Kyle. I’m a FOOL