Time to look for Ketchup’s replacement
I have a ton of nmts, so here’s the island hopping thread, stay tuned!
#acnh



Islands 1-4 
Jay, sorry but no
Weber, you’re not the duck for me
Plucky, wtf is chicky-poo?
Walt, you’re actually cool af, but no

Jay, sorry but no
Weber, you’re not the duck for me
Plucky, wtf is chicky-poo?
Walt, you’re actually cool af, but no
Islands 5-8 
Axel, I already have 2 jocks
Hazel, unibrow QUEEN, but no thanks
Bertha, so bored with normals, sorry
Butch, you a cutie, but no

Axel, I already have 2 jocks
Hazel, unibrow QUEEN, but no thanks
Bertha, so bored with normals, sorry

Butch, you a cutie, but no

Islands 9-12 
Lucy, cute but nooo
Rodeo, NEXT
Velma, you’re a snooty?? Tf??
Katt, ugh another queen, but no

Lucy, cute but nooo
Rodeo, NEXT
Velma, you’re a snooty?? Tf??
Katt, ugh another queen, but no

Islands 17-20 
Scoot, if only you weren’t another jock
Jambette, what that mouth do?!
Elise, not for me sorry
Kevin, what’s with all the jocks?!

Scoot, if only you weren’t another jock

Jambette, what that mouth do?!
Elise, not for me sorry
Kevin, what’s with all the jocks?!
Islands 21-24 
Iggly, MORE JOCKS?!
Mallary, you look sassy, I luv, but no
Kyle, this was tough, but Idk bout 4 wolves on Delfino...so no...
Kid Cat, why. so. many. jocks.

Iggly, MORE JOCKS?!
Mallary, you look sassy, I luv, but no
Kyle, this was tough, but Idk bout 4 wolves on Delfino...so no...
Kid Cat, why. so. many. jocks.
Islands 25-28 
Rowan, please. No more jocks.
Antonio, really?? Fml.
Groucho, ehhhhhh
Vladimir, I will always say no, sorry

Rowan, please. No more jocks.
Antonio, really?? Fml.
Groucho, ehhhhhh
Vladimir, I will always say no, sorry
Islands ???? too lazy to count now
Merengue, pls dont hate me. But normals are boring. You’re still cute though
Twiggy, not for me
Kidd, ehhhhhh
Broccolo, thought you’d be green based from your name
Merengue, pls dont hate me. But normals are boring. You’re still cute though

Twiggy, not for me
Kidd, ehhhhhh
Broccolo, thought you’d be green based from your name
Lionel, you’re a sweet old man, but no thanks
Frank, passed before and I pass now
Huck, your mouth disturbs me
Antonio, you know DAMN WELL that I saw you like 10 islands ago
Frank, passed before and I pass now
Huck, your mouth disturbs me
Antonio, you know DAMN WELL that I saw you like 10 islands ago
Victoria, you’re cute, but no
Hazel, still a queen, but I caaaant
Ursala, no thanks
Freckles, I- I’m sorry but absolutely NOT
Hazel, still a queen, but I caaaant
Ursala, no thanks
Freckles, I- I’m sorry but absolutely NOT
Can yout tell I’ve lost my patience?
Deli, pretty sure I said no to your before
Kitt, you too
Grizzly, definitely said no to you last time
Bunnie, you’re a new face, but I don’t need another popstar, sorry girl
Deli, pretty sure I said no to your before
Kitt, you too
Grizzly, definitely said no to you last time
Bunnie, you’re a new face, but I don’t need another popstar, sorry girl
Pietro, people love you, people hate you, I am just confused by you
Velma, BITCH GTFO
Knox, I already booted your ass off Delfino. BEGONE.
Henry, just no. Idk why, but it’s no
Velma, BITCH GTFO
Knox, I already booted your ass off Delfino. BEGONE.
Henry, just no. Idk why, but it’s no
Angus, nah I’m good
Bertha, girl if you don’t stop. I’ma have to do something about it.
Marina, queen of boring. You’re a cutie and I love the aesthetic, but the personality? I cry
Pinky, is it possible to be sick of the peps? Cuz I’m bout to explode
Bertha, girl if you don’t stop. I’ma have to do something about it.
Marina, queen of boring. You’re a cutie and I love the aesthetic, but the personality? I cry
Pinky, is it possible to be sick of the peps? Cuz I’m bout to explode
Sprinkle, cute, but again, sick of peps
Bree, kinda cute, but nah thanks
Chow, nope
Kitt, I know it’s not your fault that I’ve seen you already. BUT CMON
Bree, kinda cute, but nah thanks
Chow, nope
Kitt, I know it’s not your fault that I’ve seen you already. BUT CMON
For the sake of my sanity, I’m just gonna update this with whoever I finally choose, cuz talking to all these repeat/ugly mofos to take a screenshot got me MAD MAD.
I should have taken Kyle. I’m a FOOL

