A thread of iconic Samoan movies that I’m gonna rate out of 10 I did this on my insta and I’m bringing it here

First we have matai. Honestly this movie needs to end. It’s like that drawing of the horse that started our great but now it’s leai faafetai. Good movie tho 6/10

TAGI A LE FAIPOPO BRUHHHHH 9/10 RIGHT HERE. ICONIC. He took a puligi to the head so I respect him but I can’t get over that autotuned ass singing & the quality makes me wanna drown myself

O LE A TOE FO’I LE TAMA SAVAI’IIIII when I heard the wayno song the memories all flooded back. Solid 7/10 very good but quality is boarder line abusive

This shit made me feel so mad and angry. I actually cried. The quality doesn’t even matter. 8/10

I HATED THIS MOVIE WITH A PASSION I AM SO SORRY IF THATS YOUR MUM, AUNTY, OR COUSIN BUT SHE DID NOT PUT ANY EFFORT INTO THIS AND IT SHOWS but still I loved her performance so 7/10 for effort.

ICONIC 10/10 If I drown don’t even bother calling the ambulance call the fire department. Sis WORKED. Idk what happened to her now but where ever you are, you are a Samoan icon. You’re the Octavia spencer of Samoa.

I can’t find a photo but “Love is blind” 9/10 the girl was PREPARED she as READY TO DIE without telling her mans that the baby wasn’t his. She was more loyal l to the old man she was having sex with than to he marriage but disgusting how that guy felt her up

OH VERONA PARKER YOU ARE THE MERYL STREEP OF SAMOA. SILAMANINO IS THE BEST BOOTLEG SERIES TO COME OUTTA SAMOA PERIOD Great acting, beautiful storyline, amazing but lemme tell you. ENOKA DID NOT DESERVE HER. Bruh. Enoka should’ve stayed his ass in the ocean.

This movie was more cringe than 3 wise cousins and I actually liked 3 wise cousin’s, the acting was worse than when Enoka ended up in Tokelau and forgot how to be a human MA’IMAU LE QUALITY SE SHAT. If Silamanino or Broken Promises had this quality it would’ve been GAME OVER

^ they don’t even deserve a rating

You know what I actually find funny. I don’t even know any Samoan family who owns these movies. One family bought the latest movie and you would just swap it for one of yours that they haven’t seen then swap back