Sam: let's watch Time Bandits! It's got Squeebz Flaunnery in it. Oh! And it's got Yarvey Blankhead in it. And *something* Wangis.

I already knew that Squeebz Flaunnery is Sean Connery. Apparently Yarvey Blankhead is @JohnCleese. And *something* Wangis is @WarwickADavis.
So now we're watching Time Bandits and I'm still no closer to figuring out where these names come from.

The movie looks interesting, though.
It turns out Sam was wrong and Warwick Davis isn't in this. It's still entertaining.
It was *Jorbert* Wangis. Of course. How could I have not guessed that?
Sam, reading this thread: You are the worst girlfriend that I'm seeing currently.

Me: His name is Warwick Davis, not Jorbert Wangis.

Sam: Yeah. They sound identical.

Me:
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