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@olivexrush u grew up in a horse riding household & u were bullied in middle school

@bachingus u smell like cheese but not even stinky cheese just normal cheese and everyone who meet you is like ‘huh this guy smells like cheese’ but it’s not bad enough for them to say anything so they don’t say anything. U’re ashamed of ur bdsm test results

@phocks u own too many shirts and not enough pants, u could’ve been a model train guy but the universe had better plans for u

@avabastow when u die it will be in the Chinatown car park and u will become a ghost and u will haunt the Valley for 97 yrs. u also were ALMOST a brony

@LaikaRandall3D u wish u could skate, u were almost either a satanist or a hard-line conspiracy theorist but those communities didn’t fit right, and u keep a dream journal

@inekatabrett u wish u had a pet lizard but u fear judgement

@haruiiiiiiiii u commit arson regularly and u like to grab birds in the park and then give them a little kiss

@rafikaguclu oh baby u’re a baddie!! U were a perfectionist as a kid and now u cry at Least once a week but u also know how to juggle and/or yo-yo and/or play the flute. cats love u

@ddeclanw u want people to tell u that u’re hot enough to be an Instagram influencers. u also want to kiss improv comedians and it’s fucking disgusting