opening the jar covered in vaseline https://twitter.com/offsmenu/status/1264303298884100098">https://twitter.com/offsmenu/...
I’m pretty sure Phil Wang in that suit is what confirmed for me that I’m a lesbian so https://twitter.com/offsmenu/status/1264303300213567488">https://twitter.com/offsmenu/...
Rhod hiding in Greg’s wardrobe but honourable mention to rose’s New Zealand shed https://twitter.com/offsmenu/status/1264303301509681155">https://twitter.com/offsmenu/...
‘it didn’t occur to me that it wouldn’t be a face’ but I fucking love the horse or laminator one https://twitter.com/offsmenu/status/1264303302688284672">https://twitter.com/offsmenu/...
9, 4, 7, 5, 2, 6, 1, 8, 3 https://twitter.com/offsmenu/status/1264303303900516355">https://twitter.com/offsmenu/...
YES https://twitter.com/offsmenu/status/1264303305133563909">https://twitter.com/offsmenu/...
Left banana https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face"> https://twitter.com/offsmenu/status/1264303306400313346">https://twitter.com/offsmenu/...
Phil, James & Rhod https://twitter.com/offsmenu/status/1264303307679555584">https://twitter.com/offsmenu/...
David vs Ed https://twitter.com/offsmenu/status/1264303942948859904">https://twitter.com/offsmenu/...
camouflage camouflage camouflage https://twitter.com/offsmenu/status/1264304773068709891">https://twitter.com/offsmenu/...
yes https://twitter.com/offsmenu/status/1264305208223465472">https://twitter.com/offsmenu/...
perform a miracle https://twitter.com/offsmenu/status/1264305313823559680">https://twitter.com/offsmenu/...
I’m gonna let you keep the bandana https://twitter.com/offsmenu/status/1264305681529700352">https://twitter.com/offsmenu/...
Rosalind, both versions https://twitter.com/offsmenu/status/1264306533413855232">https://twitter.com/offsmenu/...
so can I just check, have I been put on a team with David Baddiel? https://twitter.com/offsmenu/status/1264307470136115200">https://twitter.com/offsmenu/...
@offsmenu this thread was iconic thank you so much
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