Omg I dropped my phone in the middle between my bed and the wall and it took me like 30 minutes trying to get it back bc everyone is sleeping and I didn’t want to make any noise and my dog kept trying to lick and be close to me and watched me struggle to get it back and
And my shoes are under the bed and I had to move them bc they are in like a box and I was trying not to make so much noise and I’m a lil chubby so I needed all the space I could get but I still couldn’t go under
And my dog started to cry bc I have no idea why so I’m like be quiet u gonna wake everyone up but I’m petting him and talking to him how I’m stupid af for dropping my phone I’m trying to find ways to get it
Then my sister woke up and she was like wyd I was like I dropped my phone and she was like it was that noise? It was long ago 💀 then she put her flashlight and pushed me under the bed and then I got my phone
The floor under my bed smells like DOG PEE OMG WHEN DID SAMI PEE THERE I HAVE TO F*CKING CLEAN IT THIS WAS SUCH A WORKOUT BUT AT LEAST I HAVE MY PHONE NOW
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