Thread by @NlSSl12, A thread of a few cheesy pick up lines for @ArrynZech because [...]

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NlSSl12

A thread of a few cheesy pick up lines for @ArrynZech because why not:

@ArrynZech

hey arryn

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

@ArrynZech

hey arryn

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

@ArrynZech

hey arryn

I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes

@ArrynZech

hey arryn

Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless

@ArrynZech

hey arryn

Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel

@ArrynZech

hey arryn

We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair

@ArrynZech

hey arryn

Are you a bank loan? because you got my interest

@ArrynZech

hey arryn

You must be tired because you& #39;ve been running through my mind all night

@ArrynZech

hey arryn

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

and finally...

@ArrynZech

hey arryn

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

I hope this made you smile at the very least

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