OK, things are getting so surreal that I’ve just got to tell you how insane this sounds so that you can help me (you, anyone reading this) and help me probe it and find the bit that doesn’t make sense.

then I should get back to doing one of these things?

(which first? tell me?)
one more preceding thought:

never been through such a weird mental experience before, and I’m a bit scared. my worldview has changed many times now, but this is the most scary oh-shit-I-gotta-rethink-my-life-purpose time that’s happened.

so share all concerns. needa hear ’em.
the grandiose idea that I like, just because being confident and expansive is so fun, is that I’ve been so into the idea of my ancestors lately and kinda praying deep down to feel some connection to ’em, that they started channeling me.

weird fucking thought but it’s neat, huh?
like I keep saying “FIGHT LIKE YOU’RE ANCESTORS” and I could almost imagine this is what they’d want me to do.

because I talked a guy out of cutting off his dick one day and he might get to have kids.

kids that might exist because of me.

what if I can multiply this effect?
also I still see you in the chat on the sly guys @BeigeShiba, not cool that you’re still intellectualising instead of confronting something uncomfy like the pitch I made to you.

if you don’t like it, argue against it. tell me you’re not in the mood. but don’t ignore it.
ignoring it feels like... just not quite fair to the amount of effort I’ve been making. so scroll up, and check out my very practical suggestions, and if it seems like something you don’t want to do or have time to, then come back later. but tell me, and tell me why, needa know.
because I can’t understand why we’re not doing more now that I’ve had, rough estimate, 3 massive ideas about practical goals we could unite on

(NOTHING ILLEGAL NECESSARY, you always think so guys, you been psyopped on that by Joker like I said!! I hate being right)

and like 25
memes that I think are killllller and I just wanna organise a meme hq somewhere so that anyone who wants something simple and fun to do, can learn from me how to make ’em good and aesthetic.

we need more memes. we can get in the consciousness, ask @owenbroadcast he convinced me.
I ask again if you see this thread, read it, retweet if you think I’m having a live mental breakdown because it’s about to get a tiny bit weird. just a tiny bit.

backstory time!
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