Please know that I have the attention span of a 3 year old but I will try my best.

I don’t really know you, honey, but I’m sure you’re nice

I love how you keep your foot firmly planted on a bitch neck.

You be loud and wrong on a lot and I love when you tweet past it like you don’t see yourself getting cussed the fuck out. It’s the sole reason I still follow you owejhehejejekehej

This one applies to more than one person: you’re honestly one of my favorite follows and you usually just hang out on here and mind your business and then I’ll catch that one tweet that sends me into a laughing fit laksjsjsksksksksk

There was absolutely a time when I wanted you to pick me up by my thoke and fling me through a headboard but you had that pesky girlfriend and was in love and stuff

I’m not convinced that you don’t like women but you say you don’t and I’ll let you tell yourself that lie for as long as it helps you sleep at night

They said I’m doing this wrong but imma get one more thought out and then become a better person and do this another way...

I hope 1 day you find the confidence that I can tell you want us to believe you have. You will take an unrelated tweet and bend, twist, reach, do a push up, backflip, and scale a wall to make it about you and I want you to find another way. Sorry.

Okay okay. Let me shift gears. I’m sorry laksjsjdkdkdndndndndndnfndndnmfmf I feel so bad because I thought—oajshsjskdkdndndndndndn should I stop doing this? I’m—

I’m gonna say nice things now. Y’all making me feel bad. The directions said...

Honestly, you reallllllllllllllllllllllllly make me check myself sometimes and have tugged at my wig more than a few times without even knowing it. I LOVE seeing your perspective on a lot of things. I really value your opinion.

Your *RT something and then tweet something shady game is unmatched* I be reading your TL like the morning news sometimes. Laksjsjekrkekdndnndnfn

I love seeing you step into your confidence. I’ve followed you from my early days on here and I’ve seen your growth and I love it for you. So much.

I’ve never seen you before but your skin is gorgeous

I wish that the part of you that is annoying as all hell didn’t overwhelm the part of you that is funny. I would unmute you if that was the case.

I know ppl say “it’s only Twitter” and in a lot of ways that’s true. That aside, I would actually be upset if you ever unfollowed me. We don’t actually know each other personally but I really enjoy our interactions on here.

You don’t have to be mad at everything all the time. It’s okay to have fun. We won’t bring out the pitchforks because you took a day off from being offended. I want you to take a vacation from it.

You are damn hilarious and I wish you would unlock your tweets

IT SAYS ANONYMOUS. WHA—

Do you see the correlation between me not doing as much for you and you not hitting me up as much. I do

I used to not like you and I’m not even really sure why. I’m sure I didn’t have a valid reason. I love following you now

I used to say some things that should have made you block me and I feel like sometimes you subtweet me about it but I do deserve it. If you ever wanna talk about it I’m down though.

Idk you, love. You have a gorgeous face on you though. Lemme go read your TL

This is also for a few folks: I adore you so much. We should talk more.

I was having fun! Let’s play some more guise.