Ok let’s get it

You already know I’d let you put me on a leash, and you lucky you already married damn near.

You’re so cute and sweet looking so I know you nasty

I can’t say what I wanna say because I know you don’t like coochie but pls let me know if you ever get an OnlyFans

I know your short ass is a tripod

If I had more money and knew you would go, I would HIGHKEY shoot my shot

Now you know you my whole ass bae. Still waiting on you to take me down, tysm.

I be wondering what your kinks are, you seem so open and exciting

Idk if you be flirting with me or not but I like it lol

You seem so cool to hang with, we should SZA sometime

I’m sorry I invited you to a threesome a long time ago but I’m kinda not sorry because your nudes top two and not two

You’re absolutely perfect and even though you married, my **** would love to have you.

I was just texting you this morning and you already know we’re married as far as I’m concerned. Also, send more pics pls.

You my smothered country bae and I’m so sad I didn’t get to see you in Atlanta this year. We gotta make that up ASAP because you promised me a date

I know your lil angry ass got some fye flower lmao

Idk you but your avi pretty, I’d go lol

You been so helpful to me in so many ways and I will love you forever. I’d also do sumn strange to ya if ya asked me.

Even though we have our girl heart to hearts and all that, I MIGHT be detecting a smidge of flirt but idk idk lol

You are literally amazing at everything you do so I’m almost certain you’d be amazing at doing me.

You kinda give me the heebie jeebies, won’t hold you

I forgot how you look so I ain’t got much to say

You way cornier than you know lmfao, I peep the flirting but you don’t make the coochie go woo woo

You funny as fuck and I appreciate how you treat your girl. Let me know when y’all looking for a third

You look like Arthur but you seem nice. Have a wonderful kind of day!

If you weren’t my friend, I’d be tryna weigh your titties with my face

Damn where you come from? Hi new friend, you fine.

I, too, stan potatoes and you have a lickable head

You a cutie and I’d go. I think we could wear each other wigs during too.

Your name is exactly what I’d like to do with you.

I seent your dick already and it look like Hulk’s forearm. In a bad way. No thanky.

You look like you’d follow me home after my shift at the Gold Tooth. Bye Myron.

You got pretty nipples and I bet you smell like honeydew and a fresh Kristy Kreme

You a baby so I ain’t gon say anything but you cute and I wish you the best lol

You should post more pics. I ain’t know you had them thangs thangin.

You kinda weird and I be wanting to ask what’s going on but I don’t think you know

Yo ass look like Sammy Davis Jr, lil shaboing boing head ass

You be getting fits off but I be tryna see the print in them mfs

You look like Martin Luther King if he hung out with Chance the Rapper

Aye, me and a mutual friend of ours lowkey plotting on yo ass....

You look like you'd bring me flowers but not know when to go home

I can tell by your avi your dick skinny. Idk why but I feel it.

You be having all these anonymous people asking you questions but my question is,

You don't post pics, I don't think so idk what you were expecting here

Thank you for the pencil, we gotta hang out more when this shit is over!

You look like you was in Mindless Behavior

Yo ass creepy. That's really all I got.

I've marveled your art for a long time and you are truly art in motion, just fine as the fuck

White man, are you lost?

You seem like you'd tell me the square root of my pussy or something