am i gonna finish watching t100 season 6 just for miss josephine lightbourne? perhaps...
josephine: we both know you're obsessed with me

me, who's been watching josie edits on YT for the past half hour:
if somebody would've just posted a compilation of all josie scenes then i wouldn't have to resort to this but here we are... pressing play on a s6 episode, resigned to the fact that i'm gonna have to skip through 90% of each ep to get my hit 😤
josephine in the middle of trying to seduce gabriel only for her mom to scream "JOSEPHINE! YOUR DADS LOOKING FOR YOU" KSDJHFKSJHF the struggle ???
soldiering thru blarke interactions for the sake of josephine!clarke... the saving grace about how humiliating blarke has become to watch is that bcho is still 1000x more embarrassing. thank you to all involved in making that happen!
the way everyone was so slow in this ep, josephine was like fuck it i'll reveal MYSELF- "i'm sorry can you repeat that last line... sounds like flashback?" and relished in the horror in bellamy's eyes. her BDE is just so sexy i don't know what else to tell you
josephine cutting bellamy loose to kill her father because "an eye for an eye. sorry daddy!" she is thirty steps ahead of everyone we love that
the way clarke both figuratively and literally murdered josephine in that fight only for her to walk back in through the same door and mockingly say "we're back bitchesss" i just don't know a funnier person
nevermind deserves rights as an individual episode because a) i adore the "going into someone's mind and travelling through their memories" trope b) the josephine of it all c) MONTY 😭😭😭
diyoza: *picks up josephine photo* he loved her, you can tell by the picture. but /she/ was just looking to get laid

gabriel who is currently pretending not to be gabriel:
the way diyoza just absolutely reads people FOR FILTH. im cackling
"if the other primes had half your balls, we'd be swimming in hosts and none of this would be necessary!... which brings us to another episode of no good choices. clarke would love this."

i wonder if josephine's tired? from carrying 90% of S6's entertainment value on her back ?
*josephine and gabriel sorry

because phew "sometimes it's your darkest fear.. deepest desire.. or both at once." the EXCELLENCE josie/gabriel serve. the tangled emotions and sense of HISTORY you get from just a few episodes EYE- *foams at the moutH*
"i won't let you die" this scene yall.. well written and organic and the Soft way he looks through josie to clarke is so reminiscent of old times and just. if you take it in isolation and forget everything else blarke stirred a feeling or two here there i said it I SAID IT!!!
(this, this is the shit i used to live for. the blarke scenes that didn't try too hard. the quiet moments. big Sigh)
josephine having to choose which of her memories to delete forever do be kinda heartbreaking doe
"josephine..."
"just let me watch a little more."
"we can't do this forever."
"why not? that's how long i'll love you for."

LET ME TURN THIS SONG UPPPPP
clarke saying all gentle that she can keep this memory... good to know she can occasionally recognize ship excellence
THE JOSIE/GABRIEL REUNION 😭😭😭"you still wanna live happily ever after?"

chuku's chemistry with eliza is sec see and i'm not mad about it
josie/gabriel last scene. no words. PURE perfection.
"we can still be together, my love. we can take out the drives like you wanted, we can grow old together."

"i've loved you for centuries... we had our time. i have to let you go now."
the international implications of gabriel choosing his ideals over his love for josephine. the way you could tell that he almost hoped it was her who woke up instead of clarke regardless. the irony of him remaining alive while she dies...
i haven't even seen the last three eps yet but i just know they should've ended it here there's no way this emotional arc can be topped by """plot"""
watched 1 more ep but it's just such a snoozefest without josie and not even the sparse gabriel content can make up for it omg.

anyway to end this thread: stan josephine. ugh her MIND(drive), it just amazes me sometimes
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