Thread by @capuchinster, Ok, fine, I'll be polítical today, if I must. Can I qualify [...]

Wilma #TiredBanana CrackenHack

capuchinster

Ok, fine, I& #39;ll be polítical today, if I must.

Can I qualify this? I& #39;ve been at peak political indignance since at least #EUref and, quite honestly, I& #39;ve had to do some major overhauling to whip up the enthusiasm here. But you& #39;re all worth it.

I& #39;m slightly at a loss to know where to start.... There& #39;s no point playing catch up and A Lot of this has already been covered by people with just as many scathing words as I have.

Have a brief screenshot series from yesterday in WhatsApp: @MrWylis

I feel that& #39;s worth a new hashtag #FuckThemAndTheHorseTheyRodeIntoBreakfastOn

#ToriesOut
#ToriesKill
#BooForBoris

#RememberThisAndVoteAccordingly

And maybe some light relief.... Oh how we laugh (we don& #39;t, noone is laughing)

And I& #39;ll tell you why we aren& #39;t laughing... In one handy @BBCNews screenshot:

We aren& #39;t laughing because 36,793 deaths to date in the UK on May 24th 2020 IS NOT VERY FUCKING FUNNY.

I would cheerfully get sidetracked down the "who IS Dominic Cummings?" line but fuck that. This is a lovely article from January 2020 by @WillBlackWriter
Please don& #39;t forget: the Blue team disdain you. You are their electorate & they think you& #39;re thick. https://medium.com/@willblack_53220/forget-cumberbatch-see-what-brexit-manipulator-really-thinks-of-you-a9aa346bbc16">https://medium.com/@willblac...

Forget Cumberbatch, See What Brexit Manipulator Really Thinks of You

Dear Brexit voters who are struggling, the man who sold you Brexit says you are poor because you have inferior genes and brains

https://medium.com/@willblack_53220/forget-cumberbatch-see-what-brexit-manipulator-really-thinks-of-you-a9aa346bbc16

And when the spin doctors spin doctor thinks you& #39;re an embarrassment.... You should probably stop fucking digging, son. @BorisJohnson
(Happy birthday, @campbellclaret I truly hope you get your wish) https://twitter.com/campbellclaret/status/1264797093887127552?s=19">https://twitter.com/campbellc...

https://twitter.com/campbellclaret/status/1264797093887127552?s=19

I think this thread will get added to today.

I hope you realise how much of my ire you& #39;ve swerved by me being off my tits on codeine all weekend? It is the ONLY good thing about that whole shitshow, frankly.

Remember: #DontVoteTory #ToriesKill #FuckBoris #FuckCummings

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