I’d highly appreciate it if male patients wouldn’t comment on how “pretty you must be under that mask” or “your eyes are beautiful “ or inquire if I was single while I’m putting on a Texas Cath on. Your penis is in my hands because you can’t control your urine. Not interested.

Also, it infuriates me that you took this uncomfortable as moment to start flirting and even more so that, my guy, I can see how much penis you don’t have. Go away.

The worst is when said patient has the audacity to get hard, so fucking done. At that point there’s no other options then to cut it off. You’ve left me no choice sir. None.