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@jorgiioo listen dude, you’re dick big asf. That shit is large and in charge. Chunky, yet funky. That motherfucker is dangerous. Yo shit is a registered weapon in 5 different states. Dc, Ohio, Arkansas, Texas and New Mexico. That shit don’t nut that mf shoot bullets.

@Kostondo you are top of notch bitch are rallying. Every chance you get, you just be swinging but have you ever thought. Instead of swinging, how about I heal the team? You swing to release anger because the truth is, you’re not happy with yourself.

@LewdJune you are a special type of refrigerator and I wanna know? Wheres the location of your factory? I want a bad boy like you to store my milk in and drink in when I haven’t showered in 8 days and can smell my funk.

@yahzierx you may be my Bestfriend but the truth is, I know the real you. You might have flashy chains, a beautiful face and a nice style but I know your secret. I know what you try to hide from the world but you cannot hide it from me. You don’t wear deodorant you stank bitch.

@Kreigoryyy I want you so bad, you are just so beautiful. You wondering why I think this? Your skin is a beautiful chocolately surface that’s clear ass day and clean as night. I know that god put hard work, sweat and tears into making the perfect human. You.

@yariyuuum I love you to death but how’d it feel to date a gay man? Did he show any signs? Did he paint his nails? Did he say things like yasss or sis? Would he listen to your problems? Did you guys connect like a sister from another mister?

@dying29x you have 3 bottles of lotion for what? Your dick and hole are moisturized huh? You be horny horny. You be sitting on that air mattress that’s on floor choking your chicken and spanking that hole. It’s completely understandable but lord thats a lot of lotion.

@nimanx these hoes be so mad that you play softball but other hoes like lauren get cheated on cause their man went to laser tag and got 0 points because they were getting their little meat tickled. It’s crazy how you’re in a different league.

@suayie the truth is, you are a mini me. It’s unfortunate that you cannot be find your own personality to be. I am truly flattered that I am the person you choose in your life to be. It’s perfectly fine. Not everyone can be as original and funny as me. Just take notes and study.

@luvserx so since you’re into raceplay and shit, do you like being called a little n word? Or a “porch monk3y”? Does that shit rev your engines? Does it turn your gears you little slut? I can’t believe you like being called a monkey but your bf was k1lling cats.