There are no homosexuals in Ba Sing Se.

The Ba Sing Se officials are ordering all of you to stream this Ty Lee fancam.

[BREAKING] Kering-Keri by Miss Kim Chiu will be Ba Sing Se’s revised national anthem.

Furthermore, an alarm will be set off once any homosexual has successfully managed to gain access inside the kingdom.

The alarm will sound like this:

Also, everyone is requested to patiently wait for Lorde. Stay tuned for more updates.

[UPDATE] The Ba Sing Se military has acquired an unknown scroll that has a kiss mark on it. Upon further investigation, it contains the message below:

“Gay rights! and stan LOONA!”